Hotdog Wars!

[Joebob]

It's the end of the world boys and girls!

I prepared four hotdogs with four different toppings to see which one is the best! Here are the categories: mustard, hot sauce, ranch dressing, and mayonnaise. I'll have many more categories in the very near future, I just didn't want to eat any more. What do you think I am, some kind of animal?

Here's the lineup so far:

1st Place: Mayonnaise - Who can argue with that?

2nd Place: Hot Sauce - I figured it would be pretty gross but I was pleasantly surprised.

3rd Place: Mustard - Not my favorite, but it's pretty common to put the stuff on...stuff. Right Kayn?

4th Place: Ranch Dressing - Yuck. It rules for salad, or even plain, but it doesn't belong on hotdogs.

Future categories I am considering: grape jelly, tuna fish, relish (for all the BORING people), peanut butter, chocolate chips, yogurt, and maybe even cottage cheese. I'm open to any and all suggestions.

[Rawrb]

Put peanuts and chocolate on them next time.

[Shafty]

1. Crushed Oreos.

2. French-fry the hot dog!

3. Tang powder!

[Joebob]

1st Place: Mayonnaise - It's yo daddy.

2nd Place: Hot Sauce - It's yo granddaddy.

3rd Place: Chocolate Chip Cookies - It's a lot better then it sounds.

4th Place: Mustard - Ehh...

5th Place: Ranch Dressing - Not good.

6th Place: Apricot Jelly - Fucking SICK! Do not try this. I couldn't even finish it, much less eat any more.

[Murph]

How about marshmellow fluff? Or maple syrup.

[Joebob]

1st Place: Mayonnaise - Yay yay.

2nd Place: Salsa - I knew it would be good, besides, I just ate one with peanut butter...

3rd Place: Hot Sauce - Almost as good as salsa.

4th Place: Cream Cheese - Pretty good concidering it's cream cheese on a hot dog.

5th Place: Chocolate Chip Cookies - My mom thinks I'm weird.

6th Place: Mustard - A lot better then apricot jelly...

7th Place: Peanut Butter - Just for you Kayn, and no, it's not good.

8th Place: Ranch Dressing - Don't ask.

9th Place: Apricot Jelly - Do not eat.

[Shafty]

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[Gawkman]

In powder form, Shafty?


I propose honey or syrup.

[Gawkman]

I should mention, for the record, that picante sauce on corndogs is awful.

[Shafty]

Oops. Yes, powder form. Tang powder made it up in the space shuttle, Joe Bob could at least pay homage to Tang powder by putting it on his hot dog. The one that he eats.

Originally posted by Gawkman
In powder form, Shafty?


I propose honey or syrup.

[Evil Barbie]

I think the marshmellow puff is a good idea. You should try pizza sauce, refried beans, apple cinnimon oatmeal, and easy cheese. you know the cheese in a can..that shit.

-=sarah=-

[Joebob]

Murph: I have no marshmellow stuff! The syrup was relatively good though.

Gawkman: Look above syrup man.

Shafty: Since I don't have any Tang powder or Oreos, I thought I'd just get chocolate powder! Big mistake...

Evil Barbie: We'll see how brave I am tomorrow!


1st Place: Mayonnaise

2nd Place: Salsa

3rd Place: Hot Sauce

4th Place: American Cheese - I know, I'm getting boring.

5th Place: Cream Cheese

6th Place: Maple Syrup - Good idea Murph!

7th Place: Chocolate Chip Cookies

8th Place: Mustard

9th Place: Peanut Butter

10th Place: Butter (not margerine) - Okay, that was gross.

11th Place: Ranch Dressing

12th Place: Nestle Quik - Words cannot describe what this tasted like. But still, I'd eat another one before I had any more with apricot jelly. That's still the worst.

13th Place: Apricot Jelly

[Rawrb]

I know, PEE on the hotdog and try it! HAR HAR HARHWI(RRR

[Shafty]

Originally posted by Kayn
I know, PEE on the hotdog and try it! HAR HAR HARHWI(RRR

Mmmm, tasty AND nutritious!

[Evil Barbie]

I just have to ask, are you making full hot dogs for each topping and how much ov the hot dog are you eating?

-=sarah=-